A little pornographic stained glass with your hippie home

I'm sending this post over to my friend Phyllis at Reclaimed Home for verification, but I am pretty certain that this stained glass, featured in this listing for a home in Woodstock, is of a blonde-haired lady getting finger-banged.

Look carefully. She's reclined, with her head is resting on his knees. They're kissing, and he's got one arm wrapped around her, while the other hand is down yonder.

Keeping images of ones' sex life is not uncommon, but committing it to stained glass? That's something that had never occurred to me, possibly because I'm not crafty. But why would you leave it behind? Maybe the couple in coitus isn't together anymore. I guess that could be the case. However, I've seen enough home design shows to know that most realtors wouldn't consider porno-glass a selling point—it's not like a walk-in closet or granite countertops. Hell, they usually advise sellers to get rid of fully-clothed family photos.

I'm sure there are some home-buyers who'd consider pornographic stained glass a bonus, but I can't think they're in the majority. Am I wrong here? Do I just have a dirty mind and this is actually not a fingerbang in action? Help!

Comments

[reclaimedhome]

You're not imagining anything.

It says it was an artist's residence but does that mean the artist did the stained glass or even commissioned someone to do it? Could have been a piece they liked or traded. It looks 1970's to me but I don't know much.

It looks like it's part of the house and would be a job to replace. Why the agent thought a close up of it was a good idea, I don't know. Personally, I don't think it's a selling point. Kinda tacky.

As an aside, I've been looking for a house in Woodstock to rent for a weekend and they are getting the big bucks! So you should buy it. Or something. By next month, so I can stay with my mom and dogs.

[Woodlands]

I think the stained glass would be the first thing I'd remove. I can understand how some people might think it's cool (well, I take it back. I acknowledge, but don't understand), but it is SO inappropriate.