Did you know it's fashion week here in New York City? Yeah, I wouldn't either except it means my friend Rose has mega-overtime and I don't see her anymore. Since I don't really give a crap what Marc Jacobs is showing this season, I thought I'd celebrate consumerism with a little help from my friend Jules, who has been sharing with me all manner of cute things I might want to buy. Translation: she's bored and work and randomly Googling words like "vulva." Thus, she sends me this fab vadge necklace that some genitalia-obsessed crafter has made:
Now let me be clear, I like vaginas as much as the next gal, but I really can't see walking around with this around my neck. I like penises too and have never been moved to show that sentiment via jewelry. Anyway, if you'd like to purchase the "Vaginal Necklace" (or perhaps an oversized vaginal wallet or felt sew-on vagina dentata patch), check out VulvaLoveLovely's Etsy shop.
Jules also sent me this beautiful romper, thinking (correctly) that there is nothing I like more than an item of clothing that combines my two favorite things in one garment—the cowl neck AND the romper. If only the romper were gaucho-length I'd be right back there in fifth grade. Incredibly, this universally figure-flattering number is available for the recession-friendly price of $325.00! I'll take two, thanks!
This last dopey product I found all on my own—it's mascara, but only for your lower lashes. Huh? All these many years of using mascara and I've been using the same tube for both upper and lower lashes!!! Don't I feel like a dum-dum now. It's also $16, which is approximately three times as much as I pay for my Maybelline Great Lash.
Wearing a Vaginal gear. NOT!
Posted by: Jennifer Kelton | February 19, 2009 at 03:40 PM
I still can't think of a single occasion where that romper *wouldn't* be completely appropriate and perfect. And -- coincidence? The vulva necklace would look glorious worn with it.
I do question the simple black pumps, though. A romper deserves so much more. Booties, perhaps? I'll ask Gwyneth.
Posted by: jules | February 19, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Jules, you're so right. That cowl neck would totally showcase the vulva necklace.
Posted by: Judy McVulva | February 20, 2009 at 12:04 PM
I'm trying to figure out if you're serious about the romper. I mean, don't you have to pee at some point? I'm in the bathroom at least once an hour. I'd kill someone (namely the person responsible for making the romper) if I had to get re-dressed hourly.
Posted by: Sheryl | February 22, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Oh good lord!
Posted by: special offers | March 08, 2009 at 10:29 AM
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Posted by: Shopping | May 13, 2009 at 03:13 PM