My Prayers = Answered!

According to AP, this last season of The L Word (starting Jan 18!) will be a Jenny-free zone! Yesss!!!!!

We're not sure how Jenny dies (and apparently she does die—here's hoping it's painful and we get to watch!) but here are some possible scenarios that I've come up with:

• A deranged L Word fan from Brooklyn ties Jenny down, smears Fancy Feast all over her torso and leaves her alone with Inky the cat. 
• Alice* locks Jenny in a room with the Betty theme song blasting on a loop and Jenny is driven to tear off her own ears and dies a slow painful death, which is still preferable to listening to that dreadful song one more time.
• Evil Mikkos Cassadine revs up his weather machine and zaps a tornado on her ass. 
• [Insert your idea here.]

*Apparently Alice is getting her own spin-off and it takes place in prison! Maybe she killed Jenny!

Comments

[Elisabeth]

I'm afraid the season may not be as Jenny-free as you hope: what if they discover her dead early on but then there's flashbacks explaining what led to her murder? I read somewhere it's going to be very Sunset Blvd, and of course Norma Desmond is all over that movie.

[Judy McGuire]

You really took the wind outta my sails. You're so right about flashbacks. I hadn't even considered that. OR, maybe Jenny will have a non-annoying twin. A twist on the old soap standby, the evil twin. Hmm.

[kc]

yeah. color me sails-sans-wind over here too. can't she just die and stay dead? none of this flashback crap!!

[joe]

Are people seriously interested in your random ramblings about basically nothing important at all??? Me,me,me,me,me,me,me and more me. Borrrrrrring. Youre probably a nice person but I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reviewing your blab that Ill never get back....dammit

[Judy McGuire]

Dude, this is about JENNY, not JUDY! And you're wrong—I'm not a particularly nice person.