My poor sis-in-law. Baby Judy/Jude—not sure of gender yet—has been cursed with the giant Irish melon head. (My brother and sis-in-law haven't fully come around to naming the kid after me, but they will). My sister-in-law is tiny. I mean, teeny, weeny, itty, bitty. That thing is going to hurt on its way out! Damn.
And while those of you who know me know that, as a rule with a few exceptions, I'm not a big fan of the children, I am a fan of this one. I've never been an aunt before! I get to buy it cute dresses (regardless of gender) and really loud toys! Christmas is going to be extra fun next year. Yay, Mike and Carlita!
You bought my son a sock monkey; today he was the first child in the first grade at his school to be sent home for fighting this year. I make no argument for a cause & effect relationship.
Also, for your information, it's not like the head comes out the pussy looking like a giant melon- it's got all types of sutures causing it to fold, so it looks like a giant scrotum coming out, not a head-shaped thing.
Posted by: Travis | September 23, 2008 at 08:45 PM
Eww! Travis!
Posted by: Heater | September 24, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Weeeee! Congratulations! I'm an auntie six times over now and it's the greatest thing in the world. Combine good present buying with general awesome auntness and you will be worshipped and revered. I adore my niece and nephew minions.
Posted by: mariaaaaa | September 24, 2008 at 12:42 PM
2 Travis: Thanks but no thanks I'm just in it for the rewards of being Auntie!!
2 sis: her name is SUSANNA!! Duh!!
Posted by: sooz | September 24, 2008 at 03:22 PM
That kid already looks drunk.
Posted by: jules | September 24, 2008 at 05:29 PM