See this thing? I'm not sure what you'd call it, but it will keep a bottle of champagne chilled and illuminated in a pink LED glow for four entire hours. The cost for such luxury? $4,500.00. No, I did not add any extra zeros there, nor do I know what you're supposed to do with it once your four hours of pink chill are up.
For the bargain price of just $1,000.00, I will come to your home with a six-pack of Miller High Life (the champagne of beers), a box of birthday candles and keep you entertained for eight hours.
Often I can just hopelessly covet unattainable consumer goods. But this one just seems pointless. An indicator of how far apart the haves and the rest of us have drifted? Their status symbols are so stupid we no longer even want them?
Posted by: jules | August 12, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Hey, does the overall design and look of that champagne delivery system happen to sort-of look like a lady's very private parts, or is my fiance upping my morning dose of LSD?
Posted by: Seeing things | August 12, 2008 at 12:48 PM
It's very vadge/vulva-esque. I agree.
Posted by: Judy McO'Keefe | August 12, 2008 at 02:45 PM
A yoni/lingam combo, methinks...
Posted by: dadanarchist | August 20, 2008 at 05:43 PM