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Here's what you don't say upon meeting your long-lost pal's girlfriend: "Wow. I see you've given up on dating the young ones."
When said girlfriend curls her wrinkly lip in your direction, you most definitely shouldn't follow that up with, "I never would've guessed you were that old. No. Seriously."
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That just warms the heart.
Posted by: older and wisenheimer | September 27, 2007 at 02:22 PM
wow. what a dipshit.
Posted by: kate | September 27, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Gee, I wonder if there was a reason he was long-lost?
Posted by: Scarlett | September 28, 2007 at 09:37 AM
can s/he get lost again?
Posted by: kate | September 28, 2007 at 11:45 AM
If a woman is attractive at 23, it's youth. If she's attractive at 43, it's lifestyle.
You should see the young hotties in my office blow up like a life-raft a month after marriage.
If a woman isn't fat, angry, bankrupt and ugly by 43, then it's probably not going to happen.
Same with men, btw. You can pay for that dude's graduate school and then find he's a moody and habitual chronic-user. Happens all the time.
All the same, I'll wait until the horses round the final turn before placing my bets.
Posted by: Paul | October 01, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Lovely Paul.
Posted by: jeta | October 03, 2007 at 10:19 AM