Father's day is just around the corner and won't dad look fab in this!
Because what every man needs is bigger hips and a giant, lumpy, ass. Where is this guy going? Iraq? Is he going to stuff all those totally inconspicuous pockets with shoplifted gummy bears and gallon bottles of water? He should think about using them to store another outfit for when his girl/boyfriend gets a load of him sporting this fashion atrocity.
In case you were wondering, you don't have to wear it around your waist. According to the designer, it can be "thrown across your shoulder for an equally hot look." Oh, and you'll be relieved to know that this fine piece of man-luggage—crafted from "deliriously hip leather"—has been marked down to $412 from its original $588 price tag.
I once had a boyfriend who—despite my near-constant mockery—rocked the fannypack. That is until he started a temp job at Details and one of the snippy queens there (this is back when they knew they were a gay mag) read him to the tune of: "Honey, the last thing you need is more hips." Amen!
Thanks, NotCouture!
brand name: fugly!
Posted by: kate | June 13, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Where's the wine-glass holder, cutting board, knife, and corkscrew? I'll wait for the improved version, thank you.
Posted by: osisbs | June 13, 2007 at 12:14 PM
i could wear that. but it would have to be sewn into a pair of snappy leather chaps.
Posted by: manbag | June 13, 2007 at 10:41 PM