Ronnell Wilson may be facing lethal injection for killing a couple cops, but he does not want to skip off this mortal coil without leaving a little something behind. Hence, Ronnell is seeking a baby incubator. I guess someone at the jail intercepted this plea:
"Yo what's poppin' wit Shorty, is she willing to have a baby for me," Wilson wrote. "all she have to do is have it and my family will take the baby if she don't want to be held down by the baby."
"I just need a baby before thiz pigz try to take my life. I need to have something behind me."
What kind of hard-hearted lady could resist an offer like that? I mean, all she needs to do is spit the kid out and leave it with Ronnell's mom. No worries about that plan, being that Mom did such a bang-up job with her first kid!
It is unclear how Wilson planned to impregnate the woman referred to as Shorty, but he mentions he will add her to his visitors list "if she's down to ride wit a real n-----, ya know?" He signs off "110% Love, RR," a reference to his nickname - Rated R.
Well, "Shorty," sounds like this sweet-talkin' Romeo has quite an evening of romance planned for the two of you. That is, if you're up to "ride with a real n------!"
that is the most hysterical thing I've ever read.
I bet he's got women lining up to do it too.
Posted by: I am not Star Jones | January 19, 2007 at 12:56 AM
Sister I'm sorry you had to find out about this through the news media..I wanted to tell you but I just didn't know how. Well here it is: I'm shorty!!
Posted by: sue | January 19, 2007 at 09:59 AM
I enjoy this blog so much. I cannot tell you how it brightens my day to read about felons, ex-felons, child molesters, priests (is that redundant?), and such. Keep it up.
Posted by: osisbs | January 23, 2007 at 11:24 AM