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can you say Humorless Wanker? Chris Hitch needs to be locked in a room with Dennis Miller for a spell. great post, Judy!


Thanks for the shout-out Judes! But in the wit department, I am still just sucking in your fumes...

Not your fart fumes, though.


Joan Rivers, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Totie Fields, Elayne Boosler, Margaret Cho, Ellen DeGeneres, Sarah Silverman, Carol Leifer, Roseanne, Marga Gomez, Suzanne Westenhoefer, Rita Rudner, Paula Poundstone, Phyllis Diller, Janeane Garafolo, and on and on and on. Hitchens can bite me.


lucille ball, murray hill (born as a woman, anyway), judy mcguire, tina fey, candice bergen, sandra bernhard, julia louis dreyfus, megan mullaly...


Hitchens is a scream. I found this on "Counterpunch". He really should take this sort of precious wit on tour and quit wasting it on private parties.

Visibly taken with drink...someone remarked to him, "So your glorious war has turned out to be a total disaster, hasn't it?"

"It is glorious," the sodden scrivener blared, "and it IS my war because it needed Paul Wolfowitz and myself to go and convince the President to go to war."

As mourners digested this megalomanic outburst, Hitchens continued, "And we are going to kill every Al Qaida terrist and Baathist in the country and that's a good thing. They need to be killed and we will kill them."

Vanity: Fair, with Thunderstorms later

Does anyone still read Vanity Fair anymore? Other than in the doctor's waiting room?

That mag has slipped completely under my radar. Do they still have one of the Dunnes writing for it? Does it still faun over all things quasi-English? Photospreads by Annie Leibowitz (sp?)? Are the rich, skinny and "fabulous" still its main targets of coverage?

You don't have to answer these questions because I don't care.

That they still print Hitchens' nonsense doesn't surprise me: he's English!

The sad thing is that Hitchens' drunken screed is something that too many male comedians agree with (I cite this from personal eavesdropping--yeah, I admit it, I used to be part of whatever comedy "scene" exists in NYC...sorry...).


i am hilarious. and you are hilarious. and too many male comedians are just not funny, either. he's certainly not funny. people do suck, judes.


eddie izzard is the funniest person in the world, and he likes to dress like a lady. i believe that this counts toward ladyfunny.

hitchens, on the other hand, is not funny, nor is he witty. he's certainly not ladyfunny.


Spyro McAbouttosleeponthecouchagain

I have to chime in on this. I'm sorry but there aren't that many funny women out there (EXCLUDING Ms. Judy) I think it's not because women aren't funny on social level. It's because less women than men choose to go into a field where humor is important to what they do in front of the public eye. I mean there are PLENTY of crappy male comics but they don't make it onto Comedy Central - many bad female comics do make it onto to TV because there jusr aren't that many women comics out there to choose from.

Judy McCanUBelieveIUsedToBangDatGuy

The fact that women continue to sleep with men is evidence of the female's innate sense of humor. And don't go kissing my ass, making me the exception. Not gonna work, big guy.

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