That truly terrible E! show, The Girls Next Door is actually growing on me. I know. But watching Kendra, Holly, and Bridget go about their day can be so fascinating. For one thing, I can't really tell them apart—except for Kendra, because she fancies herself a hip hop mama—even having a custom-made, pink-rhinestone-studded grill installed during one episode! Watching a white girl with quadruple-d cups and shiny pink teeth throw gang signs is truly something special.
Though Hef is ostensibly the girls' "boyfriend," the ladies interactions with him rarely seem anything more prurient than hot young girl meets doddering old granddad. They defer to him, but thankfully, it never gets too sexual. Believe me, if I saw a Hef boner, I'd hurl and probably never turn on my TV again.
And yes, the girls are all shockingly stupid, but they also seem quite earnest, which is rather sweet. Watching Bridget fret and then break down over which way to tilt her butt during a photo shoot really puts all the world's problems in proper perspective. Who can be bothered to worry about a pesky war in Iraq when your butt might be looking less than perky?
Jesus H. Titty-Fuckin' Christ in a Chicken Basket! First, "The L Word," now *this*!?!
This show is SO bad that when I was trapped out in Carlsbad, California, Middle-of-Nowhere, USA, last week, I couldn't even watch it. Yep, a trio of plastic blondies and their jigglin' piglets couldn't drag me away from staring at the wall.
Judy, you are NOT sharing your special magical reefer with me, are you? No, you're not. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: When the blonde lead the blonde, they fall into ditches | December 05, 2006 at 05:32 PM
I said it was embarrassing, didn't I? I look at the show sort of like how Jane Goodall looked at the apes. Fascinating creatures; completely alien to my existence. God bless their big boobies because without those and their massive mops of blonde hair they'd be like blind little kittens in a hailstorm. Meow!
Posted by: Judy McGrieving | December 05, 2006 at 07:43 PM
i have discovered that if i tilt my butt to the right i get more advances at the bar. when i go left i just get the brush off. go figure!
Posted by: rose | December 05, 2006 at 11:46 PM
See! We have much to learn from the blonde monkeys!
Posted by: Judy McGrieving | December 05, 2006 at 11:49 PM
Q: If 100 blonde monkeys typed at 100 typewriters for 100 years, would they come up with Hamlet?
A: No.
Posted by: Shakespeare Yer Money-Makers! | December 07, 2006 at 05:33 PM