Gooooooooooooaaaallllll!!!!!!

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I fully admit that I have yet to catch World Cup Fever. Yes, the players are way more attractive than baseball or football players, and the games are lots more manageable, timewise, than most American sports, but still. It's a sport. A bunch of grown men chasing a little ball around, making more money in a second than I'll make in my entire life.

But my boss loves it. He's British, so it makes sense. As we don't have cable, we watch it on the local Spanish language station. I am growing to love this channel, even though I hate sports and can only understand about five words of Español. ("Español," being one of the five).

Today we watched a beautiful, scantily clad Brazilian dancer get dryhumped by the obese host of "Gordo y Flaco" (guess which one he was), then there was this amazing soap opera called Rebelde where everyone looks like a whore! The young girl students wear slutty Catholic school skirts and seem to always be sucking on lollypops. With their badly bleached fauxhawks and pouty lips, their male counterparts look like they've been plucked from the pages of rentboy.com! And the broads I'm assuming play their mami's are even more whore-a-licious! It looks completely scandalous, but I can't understand a word. Perhaps, like most porn, it's just better that way.