I am addicted to the aggressively white ladies of the NY Observer's Bridal Blog. This week's entries were especially good—read it and try not to weep with joy. Here's a particularly tasty little outtake from one of Bride Erica's entries:
I swear if I could have dated an album, Coldplay and I would have been going steady for shizzle.
Oh, really? If I were dating a CD, it'd be Mariah's Butterfly album for rizzle. And I don't care if that makes me a lesbi-izzle. Word.
we would have to fight over that mariah. it would be a hi-zizzle fight, judes.
Posted by: rose | March 29, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Rose, you can date "The Emancipation of Mimi." Back the fuck off "Butterfly." That bitch is mine. You shnizzle?
Posted by: judes | March 29, 2006 at 11:50 AM
but "Butterfly" IS Mariah. i'll take "Mimi" and then woo "Butterfly," motherfcker!
Posted by: rose | March 29, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Posted by: Ivan | March 29, 2006 at 01:47 PM
Fizzle dizzle fo' sho'!
Posted by: Cap'n Jon | March 29, 2006 at 02:09 PM
I loooooooooooooooooove to read Bridal Blog. Because it makes me sick. And I like that feeling. Keeps me skinny.
Posted by: ThePinkSuperhero | March 29, 2006 at 09:23 PM