I'm going to have to find a new television show to be obsessed with because The L Word is really letting me down this season. Even though they've drastically reduced The Horrible Jenny Factor (thank christ!), it's just not happening for me. Even the sex scenes between Helena and the ex-Mrs. Ellen Degeneres last night weren't at all hot. And they're both cute and in possession of spectacular racks, yet their sex scenes were yawns. Even the Extra-Large Greek thought so!
I do like to think of Portia De Rossi pulling a pre-menstrual freakout at Ellen as they watch Ellen's former girlie get naked. "My tits are better than hers, aren't they? Answer me! Aren't mine better?!?!" That Portia looks like she might be wound a little tight.
Though I love Kit, enough with her singing and her "manny" lov-uh. Like most of the male characters on the show—exception, Alan Cumming—he's a warm vanilla milkshake of a man. There's no way in hell a sassy dame like Kit would fall for him. He's not a fucker, he's a make-sweet-looooover. Yuck. And whenever there's singing, there's Betty. Snore. I loathe Betty. Surely they aren't the only lesbian band on the planet. Why must we be punished with them so often?
But finally, the most horrifying aspect of last night's episode was Dana's hair loss. WHY won't the actress just shave her head? It's not like hair doesn't grow back. Instead, they stuffed it all up inside this really distracting bald cap so she wound up looking like a conehead. It's hard to get caught up in the cancer storyline (which, believe me, I'm a total sucker for), when you're picturing Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtin talking like aliens. Hopefully they'll either kill Dana off quick, keep her in ski caps, or give her a lightning-quick recovery so we won't have to look at that giant head much longer. (I've skillfully manipulated a photo of Dana so you can see what she looks like now. And while my photoshop skills may be rudimentary, I'd say they're only a hair worse than the L Word makeup artist's talents.)
HAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHHAAAA - Cancer is NOT funny but that fucked up photoshop job is - as is her nasty rubber hair piece on the show.
Posted by: spyro | March 02, 2006 at 10:09 AM