Most of the time when a movie or TV is being shot in my vicinity, it's just a giant pain in the ass. Self-important PA's "forbid" you from walking down streets you always walk down and then there's that a tasty looking table of food from craft services that you know you're not supposed to pilfer. The inconvenience is never worth the pain-in-the-assness of it all. Except for today. They're filming Law & Order: Special Victims Unit just a few blocks from my house! Yesss! You know what that means?
My boyfriend tries to kid himself into thinking I'm hot for Chris Meloni because Meloni's more traditionally good looking (and thus it would follow that BF falls along those lines—which he does, but that's not the point) and I saw his wiener many times on Oz. But Richard Belzer is the L&O man o' my dreams. I've been pining over Detective Munch since those halcyon Homicide days. Tonite he'll be just four blocks from Casa de Judy. And he's on my Get Out of Jail Free list. Sorry, honey!
UPDATE: I just walked by where they're supposed to be filming and there's nobody there! They blocked off the area from 6:00AM til whenever, but not a star to be seen. I hope they're not done for the day, meaning I missed my one chance for true love!
i swear you've been hot for him since BEFORE homicide. ever since i've known you. you're devoted i'll say that for you.
Posted by: la_depressionada | January 27, 2006 at 01:19 PM
Like a pitbull! Mrow!
Posted by: judes | January 27, 2006 at 01:33 PM
I'm certain that if he got to know the real you, it would be a most perfect love.
Posted by: Jules | January 27, 2006 at 02:07 PM
Thank you, Jules. I have to agree. If only he could push past my mystery. . . my darkness. . . the inscrutableness that is moi. Then we could be together. Of course he'd have to ditch his porn-star wife first, but that's a mere technicality.
Posted by: judes | January 27, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Just don't get it - he looks like Where's Waldo all grown up and gone through alcoholism and a divorce. Munch is a cool character but uhhh! He's got a face you could cut wood with.
Posted by: Spyro | January 27, 2006 at 03:35 PM
Dear, jealousy doesn't become you.
Posted by: judes | January 27, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I fully support this obsession, even though the object of affection looks sorta like an emaciated brick mortared with a mozzarella-laced wire brush... why do I support this? Because the stalker in question brought me coffee (light and sweet) during my vigil outside Donna Summer's house and held me aloft during my cat-channeling wican moment...
Posted by: Comaboy | January 31, 2006 at 08:26 AM
Belzer is amazing, undeniable...but please, please, please if you happen to catch sight of D'Onofrio, grab him and hold him in your apartment until I get there! If you love me, Judy, you'll do it! No pressure...
Posted by: miss amy | February 03, 2006 at 05:43 PM