Well, I watched the season premiere Sunday night and I won't give any big secrets away, but I was saddened to note that the dreadful Jenny Schecter is still alive. I'd HOPED that during the hiatus her totally tiresome 90s cutting behavior would've escalated into a full-on suicide, but no. Instead she's attached herself to some boyish little sap who's going back to LA with her. Oh, you didn't know she'd left LA? Again, this isn't a huge plot point, but she's been in Skokie, presumably getting the crazy knocked out of her at her Orthodox Jewish parents' house. Margot Kidder, who plays Jenny's mom, appears to have had a rough year (and with a supremely irritating daughter like that, who could blame her for hitting the sauce hard?!?).
In other news, what is up with Shane's new 'do? It looks like a Toni home perm I performed on an unfortunate neighbor girl back in junior high. Yikes. She's still my favorite, but honey, lose the hair bumps.
I don't want to get yelled at for spoilers, so I'll just leave you with the revelation that Bette and Tina are both bugging the crap out of me this season, which is par for the course when the stars of your show give birth. Too much baby nonsense. Who cares? We want hot girl-on-girl fuck action! Not breast pumps and mucous plugs!
You know how in some soap operas a character you hate grows on you, even if they are bad or pathetic - not the case with Jenny - she is by far the most annoying fake ass lesbian on cable! When are they gonna send her back to straight world so she can become some suckers emotional lamprey. Oh and as far as Mucous plugs! AW GAWD! MUCOUS PLUGS!!!! EEEEWeew eew eew eww eew! Bleck! ickyickyickyicky! OK through dry heaving now.
Posted by: Spyro | January 10, 2006 at 01:29 PM
After all this, do you *still* expect me to Netflix this show? Uh-uh! There are still Lee Marvin flicks I haven't seen. I've got priorities!
Posted by: Ivan | January 10, 2006 at 01:58 PM
Thanks for the link to mucous plugs. It's haunted me all day.
Bloody show, indeed.
Posted by: Jules | January 10, 2006 at 02:56 PM
And ewww - Shane is Gwyneth's cousin?? Re-evaluate! Re-evaluate!
Posted by: Jules | January 10, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Dilute! Dilute! OK!
Posted by: Ivan | January 10, 2006 at 05:37 PM
i read this post out loud to jon, who scowled at me, since he is jenny's no. 1 (aka ONLY) fan.
Posted by: kc | January 12, 2006 at 03:33 PM