Speaking of naked photos. . . .

Woody Allen now says that Mia Farrow stumbling upon the lewd, nude photos he'd taken of their adopted daughter was "one of the great pieces of luck in my life."

By that he means that Mia finding out her long-term boyfriend was banging the daughter they'd raised together, caused her to break up with him. Which then saved him the trouble of doing the dumping. Because breaking up can be so messy! Those long talks, the tears. . . screwing her daughter was a much more effective method.

I've had many boyfriends behave so badly I had no choice but to dump them. This is not an uncommon ploy. Usually it involves taking money, or drinking heavily, or just generally being a miserable douche. I guess I'm lucky I don't have kids.