I'm sending this post over to my friend Phyllis at Reclaimed Home for verification, but I am pretty certain that this stained glass, featured in this listing for a home in Woodstock, is of a blonde-haired lady getting finger-banged.
Look carefully. She's reclined, with her head is resting on his knees. They're kissing, and he's got one arm wrapped around her, while the other hand is down yonder.
Keeping images of ones' sex life is not uncommon, but committing it to stained glass? That's something that had never occurred to me, possibly because I'm not crafty. But why would you leave it behind? Maybe the couple in coitus isn't together anymore. I guess that could be the case. However, I've seen enough home design shows to know that most realtors wouldn't consider porno-glass a selling point—it's not like a walk-in closet or granite countertops. Hell, they usually advise sellers to get rid of fully-clothed family photos.
I'm sure there are some home-buyers who'd consider pornographic stained glass a bonus, but I can't think they're in the majority. Am I wrong here? Do I just have a dirty mind and this is actually not a fingerbang in action? Help!