The Big Guy brought Nature Calls home by accident. It was part of a shaving kit he found on sale and it wasn't until he'd unpacked it that he found this tiny miracle in a bottle. Just two drops in the toilet before you poop and no longer does your crapper smell like, well, a crapper. Instead of the dung, your bathroom now smells like a pine cone wrapped in rosemary! It's poop-activated and since Amazon is out of stock on it (though this place seems to have it), I'm a little panicky about how we'll find a replacement. The bottle is the size of a bottle of Visine, so it won't last long.
I mean, this thing will make pooping in public slightly less mortifying! It'll eliminate the eye-watering experience that is having to take a shower five minutes after your date has done his business. You can keep one in your purse and another in your bathroom. My only complaint is that the bottle is so tiny—we need an economy-sized version!
Oh, and if you don't believe me, this is an excerpt from a satisfied customer's review: "First off let me tell you that I am a BURLY constrtuction worker type with BAD stomach issues that make me go to the bathroom (number 2, poop, doo-doo, crap, log rolling, whatever you want to call it) 12 times a day, and seriously I can clear a room with vomiting friends from the stench that comes from my back end!"