. . . but I am of the opinion that once you've had a child or two, you give up your right to make a sex tape. Not because you get old and ugly post-procreation—au contraire. Some of the cutest people I know have babies. But just how you shouldn't drink and smoke crack (unless you really can't help yourself) while you're preggo; each and every parent—this goes for dads as well—should save their offspring from the potential horror of ever stumbling across a video of them naked, sweaty and busting a nut.
Apparently John Edwards didn't get this memo. The big dum-dum not only cheated on his wife, but he and his side piece videotaped it! Ack! This is idiotic on so many levels I can't even count that high. But at least he's somewhat photogenic. Fingers crossed that sad-sack Mark Sanford never figured out how to hit the "record" button. I really don't need to see a video of that droopy mope stuffing his Viagra-infused ween into his South of the Border hottie.