Damn, that's ugly!

First up, we have the Adidas SLVR Mesh Wedge Sneaker. Aren't you supposed to be able to shoot hoops and run in sneakers? These are over-promising and under-delivering. Except for the fug. They bring that in spades.

I don't know if I mentioned this, but I'm planning on making a jellyfish costume for Saturday's mermaid parade and so was looking for pink leggings when I stumbled across these. Not only are they completely hideous (and festooned with Care Bears engaging in adult activities), but they cost $110.00. One store was already sold out of them! I feel certain that if I were able to stay up late enough, I'd see some Williamsburg fashion casualty stumbling down North 6th Street in a pair.

Am I the only one who finds this new/recycled one-shoulder trend disturbing? Granted, I don't have the arms to pull off sleeveless, but even if I were rocking Matuna arms I'd give this look a pass. Much like the way I've always spent half the day pulling the cord out of my ass any time I've attempted to rock a thong, I'd constantly be reaching for the other shoulder. No, thanks.

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[Rutila]

I saw a hipster on the L train today with those "sneakers." Right up there with Crocs and Ugs on the fug scale.