This week's issue of The Stranger!
My book—coincidence or no that I write for their competition? They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so this can only mean one thing—Dan Savage is feeling threatened by my incisive and witty take on relationships! It's only a matter of time until I achieve world domination! Why look—here's a dating piece I did for Time Out this week! What's next? CNN? Oh, yes! Bwah ha ha!!!
UPDATE: Turns out, Dan Savage is actually kind of humor-impaired. Who knew? (Or maybe I'm just not that funny . . . he's certainly given me some food for thought!)