If I were a smartypants, I'd say that my dream has always been to have my writing appear in the New Yorker. If I were young and cool, my goal would be McSweeney's. But being that I'm not exactly smart, young or cool; the fact is, I've always dreamed of being in People magazine.
And this week that dream came true! My book is in People!!!!! People freakin' magazine!!!! Go look! Page 49!!! I am ecstatic!
My friend Michelle also helped out on the sell-the-book front by posting a pretty funny interview with me. For once, someone uses more naughty words than me!