The next time you have a role that requires fucked-up teeth, a big nose, some weird bone structure and an extra ten or twenty pounds, could you just hire an actual ugly actress to play the part? I can't really think of any off the top of my head—because even extras in dog food commercials have to be stick thin and drop-dead beautiful—but I'm sure they exist.
I am so sick of these gorgeous women being lauded with Oscars for being "brave" enough to play ugly for a couple months of their lives. Feh. Tyra in a fat suit does not a Fat Tyra make, know what I'm talking about?
Plus, La Vie en Rose was really fucking dull. I had really been looking forward to it, which made this fact doubly annoying. I eventually had to walk away because Edith Piaf could not fucking kick fast enough for me. It went on and on forever. When you're shrieking "die!" at your TV, maybe it's time to turn it off. Which I did.
Charlize Theron's turn in Monster was unintentionally hilarious, but Oscar-worthy? Not even close. Sure, she did the Hollywood-unthinkable and gained twenty pounds, but really, all that did was make her not severely underweight for a couple months. Brave would've been hiring a real crackhead for the role. Not to mention that Charlize's retard drawl was an insult to white trash everywhere. I could go on but I won't.
Just do me a favor and consider hiring a genuine fugly person the next time you need one. Otherwise, just give the Oscar to the makeup department.