. . . but(t) lately I've been writing about butts a lot. I'm on deadline and am about to resort to reading through old journals to find a topic, so please help me. The last time I did that, I read page after page about some guy I was deeply in love with, only to realize that seven or eight years later, I had no memory of this dude at all. While that's probably for the best, given my track record, it's also highly unnerving. Don't make me go back there. So if anyone has any sex, romance, or even hygiene-related topic ideas, leave them in the comments or email me here. Thanks!