Sorry, Caravaggio . . .
. . . the Loom Building doesn't want your tired, Old-Master ass. This leaser of creative spaces is only interested in the modern artist.
No prices on the website and the building looks to be zoned strictly commercial, but by the looks of the shiny floors and fixtures, I doubt any displaced aspiring Pollacks will be able to afford it. I remember one day last Spring when I saw something so shocking it caused me to grab my boyfriend's arm and point. I was rendered momentarily speechless because there was a guy unloading a truck filled with canvases and other art crap into his new apartment. I gasped because it had been that long since I'd seen an actual artist moving in, rather than out, of this neighborhood.
Oh and one more dopey billboard like this and I'll need to add an entire category dedicated to so-stupid-it's-funny real estate ads.
The artists around here hate old historic buildings with wood floors and giant windows. They'd much rather work in a Creative Spaces MINI MALL.
Hey, Starvin'-Artist-Boy, now you can cash your checks at FastCheck, get lunch at China Inn and pick up a pack of generic smokes at Cheap Cigs all in your mini mall.
When is the exhibit and will they be serving crab rangoon?
Posted by: Paul | August 02, 2007 at 11:24 AM
I once made a rocket out of a broken dildo of mine and launched it. It reached about 25 feet.
Am I "modern" enough? Am I COOL ENOUGH?!? I gotta know!
Posted by: Miss Heather | August 04, 2007 at 09:44 AM