Last week we met the woman who was too inept to write her own ad; this week it's a guy who wants to hire someone to do all the legwork for him:
I need someone to work for me for the next week or two writing responses to personals ads and updating my photos and profile. You will work from my office. Pay is $10/hour. You should be creative and intelligent. Job starts immediately. Please tell me something about you. You should be a well-dressed, attractive and intelligent person since that is who I want to meet and you should be on the same wavelength as those kinds of women.