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    I Had a Dream. . . .

    Beckham5I'll keep this brief as I am well-aware how irritating other people's dreams are. But last night I dreamt I had a three-way with David Beckham (totally understandable) and . . . 

    Eltonjohn2Sir Elton Fucking John!!!

    Not only that, but both had giant willies, only Beckham's was shaped like a beaver's tail . . . or maybe a thanksgiving platter.

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    bwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa. excellent use of the page break feature. i'm dying...

    Last night I dreamt that I was having sex with The Donald. I am still so grossed out. Could it be post-holiday leftover binge induced?

    I had a dream I had a three-way too recently, but no celebs were involved. Maybe something in the Brooklyn water?

    3 ways rock, man!

    did you Bend it?


    Elton John? Ewwwwww.

    Have you noticed that he sounds like Cher when he sings now?

    I'm not gay.

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