When I heard Mel Gibson was busted for drunk driving at two in the morning I knew there'd be more hilarity to come, and sure enough—there is. I was positive it would involve a tranny hooker or two, but so far that's not the case. Instead, Mel blamed his drunkenness (and "all the wars in the world") on "the Jews." But of course. The Jews control Hollywood, so it's only natural they control all the liquor cabinets. Der.
Mel also tried to pee on the floor and threw a phone receiver against the wall. Unclear if the Jews were also responsible for this outburst.
At one point Mel screamed at a female sargeant, "What are you looking at, SUGAR TITS?"
Sugar tits! Hey, that's my nickname!!!!