Cry For Help!

He's fantastically wealthy, he's straight, and he's famous. Yet, apparently Sean Lennon can't get a date. In fact, he's so desperate that he went to Richard Johnson at Page Six and enlisted him in the Great Girlfriend Effort. I don't get it.

Yes, he needs a shave, haircut and perhaps a change of eyewear. But he looks to be in reasonably good shape and isn't a bad-looking guy. I know someone who dated him for a while and she said he was a sweet guy! I don't get it. You'd think a gazillionaire like him would be fighting off the supermodels. Apparently not.

Ladies, if you're interested, please send your bio and a pic to Page Six.

Comments

[Spyro]

Oh come on already - haven't we established that Mr. Lennon is gay!? His mom is the equivelant of an art world Joan Crawford - that would make any poor boy crave the pole.

[Ivan]

Maybe this is SL's convoluted way of coming out of the closet? "I couldn't get a chick to date me on New Year's Eve so I turned gay!"

I wouldn't put it past any celebuwhatever--they routinely amaze me with their hairbrained schemes (has SL *done* anything other than be born to famous people?).