My Special Naked Friend gets really annoyed when the cat gets into bed with us, because it eventually ends up with me, curled in a ball, taking up the entire middle of the bed, Mabel the Cat stretched out perpendicularly to me, and SNF relegated to a small corner. The other night he woke up all pissed off and started yelling at me that I had "kitty feet" and he could tell that the cat was in the bed because my feet go a certain way when she's there. I was half asleep and didn't know what he was talking about and he just kept yelling "Kitty feet! You've got the kitty feet! I know that cat is in here because you've got the kitty feet on!"
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Nothing wrong with a good kitty story.
Posted by: jules | November 15, 2005 at 01:08 PM
I love kitty feet. I get kitty legs, from time to time - the hoop-like groin configuration where the cat is all up in the sweet spot between warm thighs.
Posted by: Bill "Bill Scurry" Scurry | November 17, 2005 at 05:49 PM