If I were actually solvent enough to hire someone to field my phone calls, I'd definitely hire this guy! (Not Dick, the guy in the link!)
A good sense of humor is such a woefully under-appreciated quality in an employee these days. . . .
UPDATE: The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get that CNN fired this dude. Think about all the morons in this country and then imagine being the CNN telephone operator. This guy was only human! After listening to the 1,000th moron, don't you think he was well within his rights to get a little mouthy? If you've ever listened to talk radio, you know that the kind of wacko who is generally moved to call in, is the kind of person who might not be the brightest bulb on Broadway.